Madrid, pineapple pizza, tattoos, and a tinder date don’t mix! 

Being a backpacker, there is this unwritten rule that you have to collect something unique everywhere you go.  Normal people collect bracelets, shot glasses, post cards, etc..  Not me though, I for some dumb reason get tattoos every country I go to.  I call them my passport stamps and all of them have a story behind it.  Some I’m not so proud of.. 

With that being said one of my favorite tattoos and most asked about is the one with a pizza 🍕 and pineapple🍍holding hands on my leg.  This one is unique because I woke up the next morning not knowing I had it until I jumped in the shower. 

So here I am in Madrid, Spain just on a casual tinder date with this local Jess eating tapas and drinking Sangria outside.  We were about to finish up dinner and jump on her motorscooter and drive around the city and do tourist stuff, when out of no where we hear “Jess WTF!” Her face looked like she just seen a ghost and without turning around to look who it was she just said “oh F*ck”.. Like she knew what the remainder of the night was about to consist of. 

It was 8 of her girl friends walking by and noticed her. Without saying anying else they pull up another table and a bunch of chairs and turned to the waiter said something in Spanish. Before I knew what was going on the waiter came back with 10 bottles of wine.. Jess was embarrassed by her friends but I was loving it. My favorite thing about solo traveling is making friends! So all eyes on me now. They’re asking questions left and right about me while we all are chugging straight from the wine bottles.  Before you know its 11pm and theres is 26 empty bottles on the table. Jess and I were both trashed at this point and were just going to head home and call it a night.. So I thought.. 

They were not finished with the night. The following events were a little blurry so from here on out is what I had to be told the next morning.  Since I told them I’m a huge tequila drinker they decided to take me to this bar in a park that sold flaming shots of tequila. After that we went to one the most popular clubs in spain that not only had a pizza shop right next to it but also a tattoo shop that just so happens to be open 24/7..

As the night goes on I get into an argument with one of her friends about pineapple belonging on pizza. Things were getting heated and I was losing the argument so to make my case for it and also a free shot of tequila I went next door and got the pizza and pineapple tattooed on my leg.. Not only did I win but she had to eat an entire Hawaiian pizza to herself that she later threw up in the club and got us kicked out for. 

The thing about it though is that I’m not that much of a fan of pineapple on pizza. Never really was.. But from here on out I gotta support it and I’m behind it 100% 

Moral of the story: Pineapple goes on Pizza!!! Also who has a 24/7 tattoo shop.. What an asshole!! You sir are a genius but yet an asshole!! 

**Also don’t jump on a merry-go-round with a beer in hand you will be put in cuffs!**

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